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Expert Scientists Reveal True Identity Of Yeti
Expert Scientists have today revealed that, after extensive research, the Yeti is in fact not a myth or an elaborate hoax but is merely a polar bear.
Professor S. Handi, of Howard Road Research Laboratories, said “After extensive studies and following around of this “yeti”, we have discovered that it is a common-or-garden variety polar bear, that has got a bit lost.”
“The reason this bear appears to walk upright like a man is that he has a disability causing him to only be able to walk on his hind legs.”
The findings will no doubt stun at least four people. Bedfordshire man Jay Veay said “Oh my god right, I was in the Himalayas right, and I saw it, it was all white and furry like a bear, and had big paws like a bear, and made a noise like a bear… so I can’t see that they think it’s a bear. It’s obviously some sort of unnatural being.”
The mystery of the yeti’s north American equivalent, Big Foot, continues; although Expert Scientists are now considering the possibility that it may just be a hippy that took one too many tabs of acid in the sixties, or even just a man with a long beard. Prof. Handi said, “Rest assured we won’t rest until the rest of these rumours have been put to rest.”
